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Will AI replace Drug Discovery Scientist jobs? · Latest report #5hk4fj77
Your job has an expiration date
December 6, 2029
In 3 years, 1 monthPredicting protein folds doesn't make you a god, just a bottleneck.
Professional guesser of chemical configurations and grant writer.
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Failing faster and cheaper than any human.
sluurp.you▸ MOLECULEGEN-V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
simulates toxic side effects in milliseconds
You run high-throughput screening and design molecules. Then you stare at failing assays until your funding runs out.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still defend your questionable p-values during a tense executive review meeting.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Robotic arms take over the soul-crushing task of manual plate pipetting.
Month 7
Software replaces your intuition with brute-force molecular modeling simulations.
Month 17
Algorithms design the experiments you would have spent months failing at.
Year 2.3
Closed-loop systems synthesize and test candidates without human oversight.
Year 3.1 · D-Day
The AI writes its own successful patents while you pack your desk.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.6%
too high
failed trial cost
10 billion
molecules hallucinated
infinite
pipetting speed
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your own failed compound.
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