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Will AI replace Drug Policy Researcher jobs? · Latest report #iyqy79h8
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May 31, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour R code is just a expensive way to reach obvious conclusions.
R-coding academic with a penchant for bureaucratic paperwork.
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Automated ethics compliance and data synthesis.
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autogenerates ethics applications for non-existent studies
You clean datasets to model drug policy trends and write ethics board applications. Then you read papers aloud.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a dataset has been tampered with by a rogue intern.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents replace your R scripts with faster synthesis models.
Month 4
Automated forms file themselves directly into the ethics board inbox.
Month 8
Models read the literature faster than you ever could.
Month 13
Your research is now presented by a digital deepfake.
Month 19 · D-Day
Human research is deemed statistically insignificant and fully removed.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
85%
Time spent justifying p-values
0
Ethics boards impressed
12 cups
Coffee consumed per paper
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your favourite journal's paywall.
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