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Your job has an expiration date
April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour job is literally collecting waste and judging biological purity.
Expert in chain-of-custody and awkward bathroom supervision.
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blub.you▸ PEEBOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
analyzes chemical markers in three seconds
You oversee specimen collection, manage custody chains, and read test panels. The machine does this with zero disgust.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle nervous tremor of someone faking their sample.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors verify the identity and temperature of samples instantly.
Month 4
Lab results upload directly to employer dashboards without you.
Month 8
AI flags irregularities in flow and sound patterns immediately.
Month 13
Self-service stations handle all screening and label printing.
Month 18 · D-Day
You are no longer needed to witness the collection.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
12 minutes
Average collection time
4 percent
Human error rate
too many
Awkward moments
Your severance
A lifetime supply of single-use specimen cups.
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