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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsUpdating modules until your inevitable and highly predictable software-based sunset.
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Day 10
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Month 3
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Month 7
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Month 12
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Month 14 · D-Day
The site manages itself and the server logs are finally silent.
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82 percent
Time spent in Composer
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