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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2030
In 4 yearsYour spine is a legacy system that we are currently decommissioning.
Professional breaker of gypsum and human biology
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Moving board faster than a tired back.
oof.youAI▸ WALL-HAUL MARK IV▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
unloads entire pallets in ninety seconds
You haul heavy gypsum panels into unfinished building sites. We replace your lifting with agile hydraulic delivery platforms.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuitively navigate around a pile of debris without crashing the software.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Drones create 3D meshes of rooms for machine navigation paths.
Month 5
Automated dollies take over simple room-to-room material movement.
Month 13
Advanced chassis allow robots to traverse unfinished framing safely.
Year 2.2
Sensors identify exact install locations to save crew time.
Year 4 · D-Day
Your back is officially retired from the construction sector.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
450 sheets
Average panels per shift
too many
Typical lumbar strain incidents
4 percent
Human error in placement
Your severance
a heavy-duty back brace and a pat on the head
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