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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are just a manual filter for databases that already have APIs.
Professional finder of things you didn't want to find.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated discovery for the privacy-obsessed.
oof.youAI▸ AUDITBOT V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
crawls every legacy system in seconds
You spend your days hunting down PII across scattered folders to satisfy legal requests. You are a human search index.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still awkwardly explain to a customer why their data was in two places.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Our software begins scanning your messy file shares to index every PII fragment found.
Week 6
Vision models replace your highlight-and-delete workflow with automated document scrubbing.
Month 3
Automated agents pull data directly from source systems, bypassing your manual spreadsheet tracking.
Month 4
AI writes the formal response letters that you currently stress over for hours.
Month 6 · D-Day
The system assumes full control and removes your access credentials permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
4,000
Requests processed per hour
12%
Human error rate
100%
Compliance confidence score
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a PDF redaction tool.
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