Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Duvet Cover Diver jobs? · Latest report #dwqsvfbn
Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsStop wrestling with the cotton ghost and let us finish it.
Professional ghost-tamer of the laundry room.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Smooth covers without the sweaty struggle.
toast.youAI▸ BEDSHEET-BOT 4000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
snaps covers shut with pneumatic precision
You untangle, shake, and force large fabric sheets into duvet covers for hotels and laundry services daily.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact corner of a king-sized cover by touch alone.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Sensors identify the corners of the duvet cover instantly.
Month 3
Mechanical gantry arms automate the shaking of fabric.
Month 6
Vision models guide the inner core into the corners.
Month 12
Robotic fingers close zippers and buttons without any struggle.
Year 2 · D-Day
The gantry takes over the entire bedding staging floor.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.4%
42 per hour
Average duvet knots
12 percent
Fabric friction tears
High
Human sweating rate
Your severance
A lifetime supply of wrinkle-free bed linen.
Discussion
