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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Dynamic Positioning Consultant jobs? · Latest report #j58e4mm7
Your job has an expiration date
December 15, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYou keep ships in one spot; I'll keep your bank account empty.
Senior operator of very expensive floating math problems.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total station keeping, zero human intervention.
brr.you▸ ANCHORMIND PRO V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
predicts drift vectors before they even occur
You calibrate ship thrusters to hold coordinates in rough seas. Soon, software will handle the math automatically.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuit when the sensor array is lying about the ocean current.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart sensors start logging drift data for the central AI.
Month 7
Software gains permission to make minor thruster adjustments autonomously.
Month 16
The AI learns to anticipate wave patterns better than human reaction.
Year 2.2
The consultant role is merged into a remote monitoring station.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
Vessels run entirely on self-contained logic without human oversight.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
0.05 meters
Average Drift Tolerance
94 percent
Human Stress Factor
99.99 percent
System Uptime
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a premium tide chart.
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