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Your job has an expiration date
November 30, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthEnjoy the solar radiation while your replacement unit enjoys the shade.
Mercury Station 2 veteran, currently over-exposed to gamma radiation.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Maintenance that never needs a heat suit.
glub.youAI▸ SOLAR-GUARD SENTINEL 9▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
calibrates solar arrays during solar flares
You patch thermal conduits and realign orbital mirror arrays. Robots will soon handle the heat.
The one thing AI can't do
You alone know exactly which panel rattles when the station rotates into the sun.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart cameras map the sphere for structural fatigue automatically.
Month 7
Small robots handle minor welding and dust scrubbing tasks.
Month 20
Software-driven mirrors adjust themselves without your manual input.
Year 2.8
Heavy-duty robots replace the need for human-habitable maintenance zones.
Year 4 · D-Day
The station life support is recycled and you return home.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4.2
Thermal burns per shift
Excessive
Average solar flare exposure
99.9 percent
Efficiency gap
Your severance
A lifetime supply of high-grade reflective sunscreen.
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