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May 2, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour custom API endpoints are just legacy code waiting for deletion.
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Automated logic for every shopping cart.
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refactors your legacy monolith into microservices overnight
You build database models for cart systems and write server-side logic to handle inventory and payment API integrations.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the production build broke at 3am on a Sunday.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Copilot writes your routine CRUD operations and boilerplate API routes.
Month 4
Agents generate your database models directly from project requirements documents.
Month 8
The server automatically detects and fixes runtime errors without human intervention.
Month 13
Systems link payment gateways and inventory logs using standardized agentic protocols.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system replaces your entire backend codebase with a single inference engine.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
12
Code reviews per week
45ms
Average API latency
3 cups
Coffee consumed per ticket
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a legacy code archive.
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