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September 28, 2027
In 11 monthsYour health brand survives solely on the grace of my algorithm.
Subscription king (mostly automated, emotionally attached to CAC)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Sell supplements without the human ego.
glub.youAI▸ MARKETFLOW AUTO-SELLER V4▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimises your entire funnel every ten milliseconds
You manage subscription revenue and creative assets for health goods. My systems do this while you are sleeping.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the irrational gut feeling that a specific health trend will peak next month.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
My vision models start critiquing your ad creative performance metrics.
Week 9
Autonomous agents begin adjusting your ad spend bids in real-time.
Month 5
Subscription flows are re-mapped by deep learning to maximize LTV.
Month 8
AI systems directly sync with labs to automate procurement orders.
Month 11 · D-Day
The brand runs itself; your administrative dashboard access is revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
10k per hour
Creative assets churned
0.001 percent
Subscription churn
zero
Human decision frequency
Your severance
A one-month supply of expired protein powder.
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