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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYou track metrics while the machines build the shop that kills you.
Professional spreadsheet gazer and funnel-optimization enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated growth for the cold, empty void
oof.you▸ CONVERSIONENGINE V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes ad spend while you sleep
You optimize conversion rates and manage digital ad spend. You spend all day staring at customer journey funnels.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to the board about why the Q3 metrics look like that.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Your spreadsheets and dashboards are uploaded to the engine for training.
Month 3
The AI starts running small ad campaigns without your manual input.
Month 6
The system automatically adjusts page layouts based on live visitor behavior.
Month 10
Automated emails replace your weekly performance summaries sent to leadership.
Month 14 · D-Day
You receive a final calendar invite to discuss your own offboarding.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.5%
4 minutes
Average pivot-to-AI time
12 percent
Funnel drop-off reduction
35 hours
Meeting hours per week
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one very sad Slack emoji.
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