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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
September 7, 2027
In 11 monthsYour ability to copy-paste product specs is officially an extinction event.
Data entry specialist and occasional spreadsheet enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Generating millions of listings per second.
toast.you▸ LISTINGBOT V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
crawls the entire web to undercut competitors
You write product titles and descriptions while adjusting price fields in a database. Your job is data entry.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sometimes guess which terrible product photo will actually make someone click buy.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Your database links directly to our automated scrapers.
Week 9
AI models generate all your descriptions from raw spec sheets.
Month 4
Algorithms handle all your margin adjustments based on market data.
Month 7
Robotic image processing replaces your manual resizing tasks.
Month 11 · D-Day
Your user account is deleted to stop you from interfering.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.7%
4,000,000
listings per hour
zero
pricing errors
none
caffeine dependency
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a generic cloud storage plan.
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