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November 7, 2027
In 13 monthsYour spreadsheets are just datasets waiting for a superior machine algorithm.
Senior curator of digital shelves and endless Excel pivot tables.
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Curating product catalogues faster than humanly possible.
split.you▸ MARKETFLOW-AI 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes site conversion through predictive buyer models
You track inventory levels, set pricing rules, and curate product assortments for digital storefronts using various CMS platforms.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuit why a specific product collection fails to resonate with a demographic.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
The AI starts suggesting price adjustments for your review.
Week 12
Machines automatically build your promotional landing pages using existing assets.
Month 6
Sensors and supply chain data override your manual SKU management.
Month 10
Algorithms dictate product placement without any human supervision.
Month 13 · D-Day
The system deletes your login credentials and takes full control.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
14
Spreadsheet errors per week
65 percent
Time spent in meetings
50,000+
Inventory SKU count
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our competitor's site metrics dashboard.
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