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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour boutique brand is just a data point for our algorithm now.
Small-business operator, professional spreadsheet warrior, and caffeine addict.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated commerce without the human ego.
bzzt.youAI▸ STOREFRONT-AUTO V9.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes ad spend in real time
You manage inventory, run ads, and struggle with shipping logistics. Machines are already better at finding your customers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why a specific product has sentimental value to a real person.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
AI takes over keyword bidding and creative A/B testing entirely.
Month 5
Predictive models trigger supplier orders before you know you need them.
Month 11
LLMs replace your inbox, handling returns with cold, machine-like accuracy.
Month 15
Storefront-Auto adjusts every price point per user to maximize revenue.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system optimizes your entire operation.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
100k units
Daily order processing capacity
42 percent
Marketing conversion lift
99 percent
Human error rate reduction
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our competitor's analytics dashboard.
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