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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 7, 2027
In 13 monthsYour job is just refreshing tabs until the server catches fire.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Self-healing infrastructure for your redundant storefront
split.you▸ ADMINBOT-CORE 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
reboots the entire stack silently
You manage site uptime and fix broken checkout flows. You are essentially a glorified digital janitor for carts.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly which vendor is lying about their API status.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors identify error spikes before you even notice them.
Month 3
Smart scripts automatically revert bad code pushes instantly.
Month 6
Identity tools remove human admins from user management cycles.
Month 10
Routing agents handle payment gateway failures without human intervention.
Month 13 · D-Day
Your account is locked and all logs are now cloud-managed.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
40% daily
Time spent clearing caches
zero
Average uptime hopefulness
negligible
Productivity during outages
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our outage notification feed
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