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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou spend all day moving numbers that the machine already calculated.
Professional spreadsheet jockey and seasonal discount strategist.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Price-testing without the middleman.
bzzt.youAI▸ TRADEFLOW AI V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
dynamically adjusts site prices per visitor
You manage site banners, adjust discount prices, and track conversion rates across product categories to hit sales targets.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why a specific influencer's campaign felt completely out of character.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart sensors automatically adjust product visibility based on stock levels.
Month 4
Algorithms handle all markdown schedules without requiring manual approval.
Month 8
Vision models choose the highest-performing imagery for site slots.
Month 13
AI models generate seasonal revenue forecasts and marketing plans autonomously.
Month 18 · D-Day
The site manages its own commerce lifecycle entirely without human oversight.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4.2 million
Spreadsheet rows analyzed
0.02 percent
Banner click-through variance
12 per day
Panic emails sent
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to the store you used to manage.
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