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February 15, 2028
In 16 monthsYou herd lawyers and data like cats, but the cats are digital.
Professional cat-herder of legal documents and tired attorneys.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Reviewing discovery sets before the human wakes up.
split.you▸ DISCOVERYSYNC ENGINE 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 16 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates document production cycles instantly
You coordinate document review timelines, manage client data processing, and babysit lawyers through bloated review platforms all day.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a partner about why their production is late.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software replaces your manual spreadsheet updates with live client dashboards.
Month 4
Natural language tools write the search strings lawyers previously requested.
Month 8
Agents manage the review queue instead of you emailing contractors.
Month 12
The AI answers partner status inquiries directly via auto-generated emails.
Month 16 · D-Day
The entire legal vendor operation runs on autopilot without human intervention.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
400 Daily
Average Status Email Count
90 Percent
Hours Spent Explaining Redactions
Infinite
Human Error Latency
Your severance
A one-year subscription to legal research software.
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