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March 15, 2028
In 17 monthsTeaching professors how to use software they will never actually open.
Tier-1 Academic Enabler, seeker of pedagogical synergy.
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Automating pedagogical resistance since 2026.
glub.youAI▸ ACADEMIABOT CORE 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 17 MONTHSAI's Special Power
mutes microphones during awkward zoom silences
You manage digital learning platforms and persuade academics to adopt new course design tools for veterinary studies.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a lecturer stops listening during a software demonstration.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart bots generate all instructional PDFs without your constant input.
Month 3
Algorithms automatically structure syllabi into your tired LMS layout.
Month 7
Auto-editors cut footage and sync slides without manual intervention.
Month 12
Interactive overlays teach staff how to click buttons properly.
Month 17 · D-Day
The system runs itself and your login access is revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.1%
94 percent
Professor frustration levels
12,400 units
Unused login credentials
98 percent
Slides recycled annually
Your severance
One lifetime subscription to a discontinued LMS platform.
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