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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsTurning human pedagogy into a series of predictable, unskippable loading bars.
Digital pedagogue trapped in a sea of broken links.
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Automated curriculum for the modern era.
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pre-populates student grade books automatically
You configure learning management systems and nag professors to upload their PDFs. Then you format slide decks.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a professor is lying about their technical inability to use Zoom.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Vision models start scanning and formatting your messy course uploads.
Month 4
AI bots replace your tedious password reset email responses.
Month 8
Algorithms analyze student engagement to rewrite your course structures.
Month 13
Bot-driven prompts nudge faculty to update their files correctly.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system runs autonomously and your login is revoked permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.7%
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Click-through rate optimization
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Professor frustration ignored
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