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Your job has an expiration date
July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsProfessional gaming: where you burn out before your reflexes actually fade.
Professional screen-clicker with a questionable sleep schedule.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect gaming inputs at zero latency.
ow.youAI▸ REFLEXBOT-X1▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
executes frame-perfect combos without human error
You play video games for a living, grinding practice sessions to sharpen reaction times and team coordination strategies.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still manifest genuine, irrational panic during a high-stakes tournament final.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Sensors capture your button presses to build a perfect model.
Month 6
The AI starts playing scrims against you to learn counter-play.
Month 12
Direct hardware interface removes the need for physical keyboard input.
Month 18
The system solves the game's balance before the next patch.
Month 21 · D-Day
The league replaces your slot with an unblinking algorithm.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.2%
450
Average APM
Chronic
Wrist strain intensity
12ms slower
Reflex delta
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a generic energy drink brand.
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