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October 21, 2029
In 3 yearsMining your obsolete motherboards for gold is a bot's favorite chore.
Dismantling yesterday's hardware for today's scrap prices.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Disassembling tech with mechanical indifference.
stretchy.youAI▸ CIRCUITRIPPER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
strips gold pins from chips instantly
You manually dismantle circuit boards and sort complex scrap materials. We have better magnets and sharper saws.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuitively guess which proprietary plastic casing will snap under pressure.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Cameras categorize every incoming device by serial number and material composition.
Month 8
Vision-guided robotic arms unscrew chassis faster than any human with a drill.
Month 16
Automated baths extract precious metals without requiring a human to touch toxins.
Year 2.2
High-pressure grinders convert your sorted casings into pure plastic feedstocks.
Year 3 · D-Day
The facility is fully autonomous and your badge is deactivated at the gate.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
0.8
Tons sorted daily
Extreme
Toxic exposure risk
42%
Average scrap yield
Your severance
One free refurbished toaster and a landfill map.
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