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December 9, 2027
In 14 monthsFeeding dreamers into the meat grinder, one resume at a time.
Professional dream seller and resume-polishing enthusiast.
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Automated career rejection without the fake empathy.
toast.youAI▸ GRADPATH AI 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters resumes based on secret social cues
You guide students through internship applications and mock interviews. Then you edit their resumes until they sound corporate.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a student is lying about their extracurricular leadership experience.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI filters resumes by keyword before you even see them.
Month 4
Virtual agents conduct the first round of screening calls.
Month 8
Generative models produce all rejection letters automatically.
Month 13
Decision-support tools tell students exactly what to write.
Month 14 · D-Day
The entire advisor role is deleted from the company directory.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.5%
98 percent
Resumes ghosted
6 cups
Coffee consumed per day
42
Buzzwords per email
Your severance
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