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Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYou are just a glorified filter for CVs that nobody reads.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automating the rejection of eager souls.
wheee!you▸ GRADFILTER PRO V4▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
sends 500 rejection emails per millisecond
You hunt for fresh graduates and manage the chaotic interview process. Your job is basically email, scheduling, and interviews.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect if a candidate is lying about their passion during an awkward lunch.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An algorithm scans resumes for keywords faster than you ever could.
Month 4
A calendar bot handles all student scheduling without your input.
Month 8
Video tools grade candidate responses for enthusiasm and coherence automatically.
Month 12
The system ghosts candidates without you needing to press send.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and your LinkedIn account is archived.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
0.3 seconds
Average candidate rejection speed
482
Emails sent per week
3 cups
Coffee consumed before 10am
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation from a bot that hates you.
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