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October 13, 2066
In 40 yearsYou are currently winning the war against the silicone overlords.
Professional cat-herder for the world's most chaotic humans.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The only companion that never gets tired
toast.youAI▸ NURTURENODE-9▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 40 YEARSAI's Special Power
de-escalates tantrums with perfect patience
You spend all day managing sticky hands, massive meltdowns, and endless sensory activities.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a child is about to cause total chaos.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Year 2.7
Sensors begin tracking every minor developmental milestone for you.
Year 8
Robotic carts handle the strict menu compliance during snack time.
Year 16
Cameras track potential hazards before they become actual accidents.
Year 25
Speech AI manages conflict resolutions that follow standardized empathy scripts.
Year 33
Human-sized frames take over the physical comfort and lap-sitting tasks.
Year 40 · D-Day
The AI assumes full control of the daycare floor.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
4.2 units
Average daily crayon-eaten count
180 seconds
Seconds until next emotional collapse
99 percent
Sticker application efficiency
Your severance
One lifetime supply of non-toxic glue sticks.
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