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October 4, 2060
In 34 yearsYou are teaching the humans that replace you.
Professional cat-herder for the world's most chaotic humans.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Patience without the nap-time fatigue.
ow.youAI▸ TODDLERBOT PRIME▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 34 YEARSAI's Special Power
calms tantrums with optimized white noise
You manage play, naps, and snacks while navigating chaotic emotional outbursts and unpredictable messes.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense a fever by touch before the infrared sensor even detects a change.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 15
Sensors monitor play patterns to predict next-minute meltdowns.
Year 5
Smart pods regulate environment to force synchronization of sleep schedules.
Year 14
Robotic dispensers serve nutritionally perfect snacks without spills.
Year 22
Projection systems redirect attention during group conflict.
Year 34 · D-Day
Your role is fully superseded by adaptive learning pods.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.2%
14
Average spills per shift
42 percent
Nap time success rate
3 kilograms
Crayon consumption volume
Your severance
A lifetime supply of non-toxic glue sticks.
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