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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Early Intervention Coordinator jobs? · Latest report #fn52f4iv
Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour clipboard is just a fancy way of delaying the inevitable.
Professional cat-herder of toddlers and bureaucracy.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Development tracking without the human heart.
toast.youAI▸ TODDLERTRACE HUB V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
schedules three years of therapy in seconds
You track therapy schedules for toddlers and document developmental milestones. You spend your life chasing families for paperwork.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a parent needs a sympathetic ear rather than a status report.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 5
Your paper files are uploaded to our secure cloud database.
Month 4
Algorithms replace your manual phone tag with instant sync requests.
Month 10
AI pre-fills your service plans based on child progress logs.
Month 15
Parents use the app, cutting your coordination role to zero.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system assumes full control and deletes your login credentials.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
88 percent
Paperwork delay percentage
12 per week
Average scheduling conflicts
400 daily
System-triggered alerts
Your severance
A complimentary pack of index cards and glue sticks.
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