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Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsRoleplaying digital borders while the real world ignores your claims entirely.
Obsessive digital cartographer of make-believe continents.
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Automated diplomacy for non-existent borders.
bzzt.youAI▸ GEOBOT SIMULATION SUITE V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autogenerates peace treaties for empty maps
You spend all day managing virtual nations and arguing about pixelated borders. It is a hobby that accidentally became a job.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still articulate exactly why your virtual kingdom should rightfully own the North Pole.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
AI takes over all diplomatic negotiations in global chat.
Week 6
Bots patch holes in your walls faster than you can.
Month 3
Algorithms finalize all land deals based on efficiency metrics.
Month 4
The server runs your empire without needing a single player.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your account is permanently logged out for increased server efficiency.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
14 per day
Hours spent larping
0
Diplomatic crises resolved
12 Trillion
GDP generated (imaginary)
Your severance
A lifetime supply of digital pixel-gold tokens.
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