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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
January 16, 2028
In 15 monthsArcane paper-chasing is a hobby, not a viable career trajectory.
Professional digger of dirt (both literal and legal).
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning dusty land deeds into corporate gold.
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ignores outdated property laws globally
You hunt through illegible, dusty county land records to fight government relocation claims against your utility infrastructure.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a county clerk is hiding something behind a smirk.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
High-res scanners ingest every illegible deed you currently protect.
Month 4
Vision models learn to read your sloppy historical handwriting.
Month 8
AI agent drafts your relocation defense memos automatically.
Month 12
The system files legal challenges faster than your typing speed.
Month 15 · D-Day
The office closes and your files are archived as data.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.2%
12 percent
Document legibility threshold
High
Bureaucratic gatekeeping density
Too much
Coffee consumed while squinting
Your severance
A vintage microfiche reader and a warm thank you.
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