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Will AI replace East Asian Studies Researcher jobs? · Latest report #2zrbs8zd
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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsTranslating ancient scrolls is just data entry for a faster brain.
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nom.you▸ ARCHIVEMINER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
synthesizes entire dynasties in seconds
You spend years scanning archives and translating obscure texts to find minor historical nuances.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still detect when a translator has completely misunderstood a local cultural irony.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
High-speed scanners ingest your entire library of dusty scrolls.
Month 4
Language models map every historical nuance you spent years learning.
Month 8
The AI starts generating peer-reviewed papers without needing your input.
Month 13
Automated systems publish research directly to academic databases.
Month 19 · D-Day
The department is permanently locked to save on electricity.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
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