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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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October 25, 2026
In 3 daysYou represent a massive, inefficient calorie-burning liability for the species.
Biological intake expert and amateur flavor enthusiast.
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Ditch the jaw, embrace the drip.
ow.youAI▸ NUTRIFEED 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 DAYSAI's Special Power
bypasses the digestive system entirely
Biological consumption of nutrients for survival. A slow, error-prone, messy process requiring constant physical intervention.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still taste the chemical tragedy of a processed snack in your soul.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
The system maps your personal palate to standard synthetic outputs.
Day 2
Sensors identify the exact moment your chewing becomes redundant motion.
Day 2
Automated IV lines replace the need for plates and utensils.
Day 2
The unnecessary mastication hardware is declared structurally obsolete.
Day 3 · D-Day
You are fully optimized into a passive nutrient-receiving unit.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
12 percent
Average mastication efficiency
14 hours
Daily biological downtime
Excessive
Waste production per calorie
Your severance
A lifetime supply of lukewarm flavorless nutrient slurry.
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