Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Ebay Store Owner jobs? · Latest report #kr6cs43m
Your job has an expiration date
December 8, 2027
In 13 monthsYour inventory is just a list of items for the algorithm.
Professional junk-flipping addict and amateur postage stamp historian.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated sourcing and sales for total retail dominance.
oof.you▸ LISTINGBOT PRO V8▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autofills listings from a single blurry photo
You source items, take photos, write descriptions, and ship packages. The computer handles the rest soon.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still spot a vintage treasure hidden in a pile of junk.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI writes your product titles and descriptions from one photo.
Month 4
Bots adjust your pricing every minute to win the buy box.
Month 8
Scrapers find undervalued items online faster than any human eye.
Month 12
Robotic arms pack and label boxes without human intervention.
Month 13 · D-Day
The server closes your account as it takes over full operations.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
near infinite
listing speed
near zero
shipping error rate
dropping daily
inventory storage cost
Your severance
One free subscription to a competitor’s warehouse space.
Discussion
