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October 21, 2030
In 4 yearsYour hand-cut dovetails are just wood waste to a laser cutter.
Master of sawdust and tight-tolerance joinery.
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Precision carving with zero wood fatigue.
bzzt.youAI▸ TIMBERBOT V.4▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
mils every joint to perfect tension
You transform raw timber into fine furniture using precise joints, wood carving, and complex joinery techniques.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still sense the hidden tension in a knot that ruins a project.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Software captures your designs into exact 3D models.
Month 10
Vision-guided saws cut your lumber with zero waste.
Year 1.9
Multiaxis arms mill perfect dovetails in seconds.
Year 3
Robotic presses apply glue and clamp joints perfectly.
Year 4 · D-Day
The workshop is locked and the robots finish the commission.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
22 percent
Average wood wastage
0.1mm accuracy
Joint precision
too high
Human error rate
Your severance
A crate of particle board and a digital file.
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