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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsSaving the planet one pixelated sustainability report at a time.
Professional greenwasher, master of carbon-neutral aesthetics.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Sustainability compliance at machine speed.
shred.you▸ ECOCERT-ALPHA 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates life-cycle assessments instantly
You select sustainable materials and draft environmental compliance reports for clients. You balance aesthetics with carbon footprint data.
The one thing AI can't do
You can argue with a stubborn client about why bamboo isn't always the solution.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The AI scans every global environmental material database.
Month 4
Compliance forms are filled out by agents before you start.
Month 8
Image models suggest sustainable material pairings based on specs.
Month 13
Clients prefer the AI's instant, data-backed sustainability dashboard.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system assumes full control over the environmental design process.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.5%
4,000
Materials vetted per hour
0%
Carbon footprint calculation error
Zero
Coffee breaks taken
Your severance
A lifetime supply of compostable business cards.
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