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Your job has an expiration date
October 20, 2032
In 6 yearsEnjoy the mud now before the satellites finish your tenure early.
Professional dirt-counter and mosquito enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Mapping the wilderness so you do not have to.
glub.youAI▸ ECOPROBE MARK VII▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 YEARSAI's Special Power
catalogues the canopy from the ground up
You collect field samples and record biodiversity data. We just watch the forest grow from space.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuitively spot a dying tree before the sensors register the decay.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
We deploy high-res cameras to monitor everything you currently walk to.
Month 10
Small drones replace your tedious treks to check those remote sensors.
Year 2.2
Portable field kits analyze your soil samples with robotic precision.
Year 3.8
AI models learn to identify every leaf you once counted manually.
Year 6 · D-Day
The forest is now fully digitized and you are finally free.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
47 average
ticks removed per season
too few
usable data points
99 percent
satellite sensor coverage
Your severance
A high-quality compass and a box of trail mix.
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