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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsEnjoy your grants while the sensors do the actual data collection.
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You spend years cleaning field data and writing papers that nobody reads. We automate the entire pipeline.
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You are actually able to spot the species in the field without a filter.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors and vision models replace your manual file cleanup process.
Month 5
AI agents write and debug your simulation code much faster.
Month 10
A language model churns out winning grant applications instantly.
Month 16
AI systems review and accept your papers without human intervention.
Year 2 · D-Day
All your research functions run autonomously in our secure cloud.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
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Papers written per year
400 liters
Coffee consumed while coding
0.08%
Grant success rate
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your own journal articles.
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