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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYour keyboard is just a very slow, very expensive random sentence generator.
Professional adjectives merchant for mass-market basic wear.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Infinite product listings, zero coffee breaks.
stretchy.youAI▸ COPYGENIE APPAREL V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autogenerates seo-optimised product descriptions in milliseconds
You write product descriptions for apparel based on fabric tech and fit. You chase keywords for search engine rankings.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still decide if 'breathable' sounds more premium than 'airy' in a cultural context.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your spreadsheets and past copy are uploaded into the training model.
Week 9
The AI generates all new item descriptions without human intervention.
Month 3
Your edits are observed to train the model on your preferences.
Month 4
The CMS connects directly to the generator to push content live.
Month 6 · D-Day
The human login access is revoked and the server takes over.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
Infinite
Word count capacity
Zero
Coffee consumption
4000
Puns generated per minute
Your severance
One free turtleneck and a digital pat on back.
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