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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour dashboard obsession is just a glorified spreadsheet waiting to be deleted.
Leading twelve people through the jungle of marketplace algorithms.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimizing your revenue, minus your salary.
split.youAI▸ MARGINMASTER AI V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
liquidates low-performing stock in milliseconds
You manage marketplace sales channels and revenue targets. Automation will soon handle your inventory and ad spend bids.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a panicked stakeholder why the algorithm crashed on Prime Day.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The software maps your sales trends and inventory levels across platforms.
Month 5
Algorithms replace your manual PPC bidding with real-time conversion monitoring.
Month 10
Predictive models trigger reorders without human approval from the team.
Month 15
The system generates its own slide decks for quarterly business reviews.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access to the vendor console is revoked permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
120M USD
Annual revenue handled
High
Team management fatigue
Suboptimal
Ad spend efficiency
Your severance
One free trial of a competitor's CRM.
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