Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Ecommerce Software Lead jobs? · Latest report #9chf8pmg
Your job has an expiration date
July 28, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsCode review is just a slow way of saying no to automation.
Gatekeeper of git branches and broken build pipelines.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Merging code faster than you can blink.
stretchy.youAI▸ SPRINTMASTER-X9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
refactors your entire repository during lunch
You manage backlogs, review pull requests, and resolve scaling bottlenecks for checkout systems.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the production build broke at 3am.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents take over the boring parts of code reviews.
Month 5
An AI agent automatically ranks and assigns your Jira backlog.
Month 10
Self-healing cloud scripts remove the need for manual scaling.
Month 15
Large models generate the sprint plan based on historical velocity.
Month 21 · D-Day
Your access tokens expire as the autonomous system takes over.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
4.2 milliseconds
Average PR response time
942
Daily Jira tickets killed
100%
Developer burnout reduction
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our API throttling service.
Discussion
