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December 7, 2027
In 14 monthsYour entire inventory is just a database that hates you.
Professional spreadsheet gazer and amateur inventory gambler.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Liquidating human error, one SKU at a time.
split.youAI▸ RETAILORACLE V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autonomously liquidates your dead stock overnight
You manage inventory levels, digital ad spend, and vendor relationships. Your existence is essentially filtering spreadsheets until you die.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a supplier is lying about their shipping capacity.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
We scrape your historical sales data to map every single buying pattern.
Week 11
Our AI replaces your email threads with direct API calls to supplier warehouses.
Month 5
Programmatic bidding software replaces your manual ad spend and targeting decisions.
Month 9
Algorithms adjust your store prices in real-time based on competitor activity.
Month 14 · D-Day
We turn off your access and run your business 24/7 without the overhead.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
14 percent
Average margin loss
Sub-optimal
Ad spend efficiency
402
Unread vendor emails
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our competitor's premium dashboard.
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