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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou oversee AI agents that are currently writing your resignation letter.
Architect of legacy systems and future-facing buzzwords.
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Directing digital revenue without human ego.
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reallocates entire departmental budgets in milliseconds
You manage software stacks and AI integrations to track site conversion. Your job is now a configuration file.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to the board with enough confidence to secure another quarter.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An agent generates your product roadmap based on conversion data.
Month 4
Automated scripts replace your API integration management.
Month 8
A generative dashboard replaces your slide deck presentations.
Month 13
Machine learning models monitor your cloud spend automatically.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system assumes full control and your office keycard deactivates.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.9%
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Annual strategy pivot count
58 mins
Average sync meeting duration
0.002s
AI model deployment latency
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and a warm goodbye.
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