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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour spreadsheet trends are just math a faster calculator already finished.
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Econometrics without the emotional baggage.
oof.youAI▸ PREDICTAMODEL V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
crashes markets with a single CSV error
You interpret market data and forecast trends to guide financial strategy. You spend all day massaging flawed datasets.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a board of directors with a straight face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Scrapers pull raw market data faster than you can open Excel.
Month 4
Neural networks replace your spreadsheet formulas with predictive patterns.
Month 8
AI writes the board memos using your own past templates.
Month 13
Simulations run a million outcomes to replace your expert intuition.
Month 18 · D-Day
The board prefers the machine because it never sleeps.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
14%
Average forecast error rate
42
Slides per client meeting
78%
Time spent in meetings
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your own failed market report.
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