Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Economic Analyst jobs? · Latest report #kwgivpza
Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsPredicting the future with spreadsheets that were wrong last fiscal quarter.
Professional fortune teller for people who wear expensive suits.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Foretelling profits without the human guesswork.
brr.you▸ MARKETSENSE V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
recalculates all quarterly projections in three milliseconds
You build financial models to forecast yearly performance based on volatile market data and internal company metrics.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to executives about why the numbers went red.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
Automated agents pull your live company data into cloud storage.
Month 5
Models learn your company history better than any human employee.
Month 11
AI starts drafting the reports you usually slave over manually.
Month 18
Leaders stop asking you questions and start asking the dashboard.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and the terminal generates the report.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.8%
42
Spreadsheets per week
60 percent
Accuracy of forecast
1500
PowerPoint slide count
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our predictive market feed.
Discussion
