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Your job has an expiration date
September 1, 2028
In 1 year, 10 monthsFeeding spreadsheets to LLMs to guess the future is already done.
Senior spreadsheet wrangler and quarterly-report stress merchant.
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Forecasting reality without the human bias.
splat.you▸ ECONPREDICT V9.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
simulates infinite market crashes by breakfast
You interpret volatile data sets and lead teams through complex forecasting rituals. Your spreadsheets are now legacy code.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the model made a catastrophic decision at 3am.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your manual data collection is replaced by automated script scraping.
Month 5
Machine learning agents audit the math better than your team.
Month 10
Natural language generators write your quarterly outlooks perfectly.
Month 16
Algorithms assign and check team tasks without human oversight.
Month 22 · D-Day
The entire analysis department is consolidated into a single server rack.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
14 percent
Human error margin
Instant
Data processing speed
Zero
Unnecessary meetings
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a high-end calculator.
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