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Will AI replace Economic Consultant jobs? · Latest report #8655yayd
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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour spreadsheets are just dying algorithms waiting for a better model.
Expert witness for the highest bidder, data-driven.
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split.youAI▸ LITIGA-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
collapses legal strategies in milliseconds
You draft expert reports for court battles by crunching massive datasets and citing academic literature. It ends soon.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a lawyer is lying about the discovery data.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI scrapers digest your entire backlog of messy litigation data.
Month 4
Smart models replace manual Stata regression setups.
Month 8
Generative agents draft your reports using case law databases.
Month 13
The bot automates searching for academic papers to fit any claim.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your firm replaces the entire economics department with a single server.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
4000
regression models run per day
12000
pages of jargon generated
100%
billable hours feeling wasted
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a defunct PDF library.
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