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December 6, 2027
In 13 monthsYou calculate complex damages while the market decides they are zero.
Professional spreadsheet architect, litigation expert, billable hour martyr.
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Litigation grade analysis, zero billable hours.
toast.youAI▸ ECONOLOGIC PRO 9.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates perfect expert reports in milliseconds
You draft expert reports for high-stakes litigation and manage junior analysts. Your primary output is expensive, defensible Excel modeling for corporate clients.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client with a straight, professional face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Scripted parsers ingest your loan files and structure them without junior analyst supervision.
Month 4
Algorithms replace your proprietary Excel models with standardized, high-speed calculation engines.
Month 8
Natural language models draft initial expert testimony based on identified data patterns.
Month 12
Cross-verification bots scan for logical inconsistencies that you currently find manually.
Month 13 · D-Day
Your firm stops billing by the hour and switches to low-cost subscription model generation.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
99%
Billable hours wasted
4
Excel crashes per week
22
Expert reports per year
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your favorite spreadsheet software.
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