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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsTurning your complex entrepreneurial wisdom into a flat, predictable spreadsheet output.
Professional dream-crusher and grant-application ghostwriter.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated advisory for the bottom line.
bzzt.youAI▸ FISCALGROWTH BOT-9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters grant applicants by actual potential
You help small businesses choose legal structures, write financial plans, and navigate the maze of grant applications.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a client is lying about their business model's viability.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An intake form replaces your initial hour-long client discovery meeting.
Month 3
Legal structure choices are narrowed down by a simple decision tree.
Month 6
An AI agent scrapes government databases to auto-populate grant applications.
Month 10
Real-time ledger access replaces your manual financial analysis work.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your role is fully decommissioned in favor of the growth algorithm.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
8,000
Grant forms processed per minute
0%
Business plan failure rate
Zero
Coffee breaks needed
Your severance
A one-year subscription to basic accounting software.
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