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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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December 15, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYour billable hour is the most expensive typo in the boardroom.
Master of billable hours and expensive steak lunches.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals before you finish your scotch.
stretchy.youAI▸ JURISLOGIC ALPHA-7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
nullifies liability clauses in milliseconds
You draft complex tax incentive agreements and navigate zoning ordinances for large-scale urban infrastructure projects.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the mayor is lying about the budget.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI scans your archives to map every past legal precedent.
Month 7
The machine writes the first drafts of your incentive agreements.
Month 16
Associates are replaced by software, leaving you without cheap labor.
Year 2.2
Real-time prompt engineering guides the firm during council hearings.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The client replaces the partner with a direct-to-code filing interface.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
4.2 litres
Coffee consumed per deal
14
Redundant clauses per page
Inverse ratio
Billable hours vs value
Your severance
One lifetime subscription to a premium law journal.
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