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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYou lure businesses with tax breaks that a spreadsheet calculates better.
Professional bribe-negotiator with a side of utility-rate spreadsheets.
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Closing deals without the expensive steak dinners.
shred.you▸ POLICYBOT GOVGEN 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates incentive packages with aggressive tax modeling
You chase industrial prospects for power agencies and negotiate complex infrastructure incentive packages for local utility expansion.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a CEO is lying about their facility relocation budget.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software scrapes regional power metrics to identify ideal industrial locations.
Month 6
Algorithms calculate the precise incentive package required to secure prospects.
Month 13
AI agents manage all initial email outreach to commercial site selectors.
Year 1.9
Decision-support tools handle the negotiation of standard utility connection contracts.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
Automated systems finalize infrastructure investments without any human managerial oversight.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
42
Prospects ghosted annually
118
Incentive proposals generated
64%
Utility expansion ROI accuracy
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