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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsTurning local business tax hopes into a folder of dead PDFs.
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Automated prosperity for municipal budgets.
nom.you▸ CIVICGROWTH AI-9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters grant data faster than council members
You chase grants, talk to shop owners, and write reports about growth potential. The city ignores your suggestions anyway.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a business owner with enough warmth to stop them from quitting.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Scanning all paper files into a central database for processing.
Month 4
AI scripts write grant proposals faster than any city official.
Month 8
A kiosk answers business questions to avoid human interaction.
Month 13
Models dictate zoning changes based on real-time spending data.
Month 18 · D-Day
Council votes to replace the entire office with a server.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
4,200 annually
Grant applications filed
3 percent
Projects actually approved
900 liters
Coffee consumed in meetings
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